These poor, whimpering words include, but are by no means limited to:
- Solution(s) - what does this actually mean? Answer: absolutely nothing, that's what.
- Leading - surely there is only one leader in any given industry, and not every PR is fortunate enough to represent a true leader - are they? Also, how are we determining who the leaders are - is it by turnover, number of staff, prevalence of board members with a full head of hair?
- Innovative - wasn't the last true example of innovation the humble fax machine? Pretty much everything is referred to as innovative now - even using energy-saving light bulbs in the office toilets.
- Specalist/Expert - well, we hope that your spokespeople are experts, but surely that should be a given?
- Offering - as in 'sacrificial'? 'Peace'?...
If you spoke to your mates the way you speak in press releases you'd end up a very lonely person. And rightly so.
Rant over.
I'd also like to see the phrase "going forward" banned, going forward.
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